*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
Reminder that where we last left off in Glee canon, Blaine was hallucinating about puppets.
"I hate flappy bird"
You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
"Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid."
if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD
CAN WE CAN WE CAN WE
i was talking to my friend today about something to do with hanging out on the last day of school but instead i accidentally said “the season finale of school”
that’s when you know.